{"product_id":"nuclear-warning-hoodie","title":"Nuclear Warning Hoodie","description":"A warning meant to last 10,000 years—now on a hoodie.\n\nThis Comfort Colors hoodie features the haunting message:\n“This is not a place of honor. Nothing of value is buried here.”\n\nThe phrase comes from research conducted by the Human Interference Task Force, a group of scientists, linguists, and anthropologists tasked with solving an unusual challenge: how to warn people thousands of years in the future about buried radioactive waste.\n\nInspired by warning systems proposed for sites like the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant, this design pairs gothic typography with stark geometric imagery, creating a striking piece of science-inspired apparel with a dark historical twist.\n\nPrinted on a premium Comfort Colors hoodie, it has a relaxed, broken-in feel thanks to the garment-dye process—giving it that vintage look that only gets better with time.\n\nWhy You'll Love It:\nUnique science-history inspired design\nPremium Comfort Colors garment-dyed hoodie\nSoft, vintage feel with a relaxed fit\nPerfect conversation starter for science lovers\n\nHoodie Details:\nComfort Colors heavyweight hoodie\nSoft garment-dyed cotton blend\nDurable, high-quality print\nRelaxed unisex fit\nCozy fleece interior\n\nPerfect For:\nEngineers and scientists\nPhysics and chemistry students\nFans of nuclear history\nNerdy streetwear enthusiasts\nUnique STEM gifts\n\nWear a piece of one of the strangest communication challenges in human history—a message meant to warn civilizations thousands of years from now. ","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53140932067642,"sku":"23585341577101579944","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53140932100410,"sku":"21583275150955966123","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53140932133178,"sku":"15268100653625747210","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53140932165946,"sku":"14570661886353844892","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53140932198714,"sku":"58361820333321099437","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53140932231482,"sku":"31759645096899303306","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/4218\/0922\/files\/5580073302827209204_2048.jpg?v=1773196802","url":"https:\/\/spookyfissiondesigns.com\/products\/nuclear-warning-hoodie","provider":"Spooky Fission Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}